lagtastic voyage
When you’re playing a cool fps online and the lag is so bad it feels like your character is getting thrown around by a drunk kid with a joystick.
I was trying to shoot the enemy, and my character jumped into a wall like it was a surprise party.
I got killed by a guy who was 10 feet away, and I didn’t even flinch.
My friend said I was teleporting like a wizard who lost his wand.