Lagstronaut
A person who plays online games so slowly, it’s like they’re using a dial-up connection from the 90s and a donkey.
I asked him why he was lagging, and he said, 'I don’t know, my donkey’s tired.'
He took 10 minutes to move his character, and I had to fight a dragon by myself.
He tried to shoot me, but his lag made it look like he was throwing a tantrum.