Lagstronaut
A gamer with a lag so bad it’s like they’re playing from the moon while high on moon rocks and bad decisions.
My friend got kicked out of the game because his lag was so bad, the other players thought he was a ghost.
I tried to team up with a lagstronaut, and by the time he joined, the battle was already over.
He said he was going to quit the game, but his lag just got worse, so he stayed.