Lagrease
Lagrease is the worst kind of awesome. She’s like a laugh in your face. She’s so funny she could make a dead man laugh. She can dance to any song like it’s her best friend. She’s awkward in a way that makes you love her. She loves soccer, Cam’ron in pink, and yerba. Mess with her and you’ll regret it for life.
Lagrease sent me a voice note of her singing Cam’ron in pink and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
She started a soccer chant and the whole field joined in.
She texted me a picture of a cat wearing pink and I died laughing.