Lagrangian Mechanics
Lagrangian Mechanics is like Newtonian Mechanics but way more complicated and full of fake math. It uses this thing called the Lagrangian, which is just kinetic energy minus potential energy. It’s like the math version of a bad breakup.
My physics teacher said Lagrangian Mechanics is like calculus with a side of rage.
I tried to do Lagrangian Mechanics on a test and it looked like a warzone.
My friend said Lagrangian Mechanics is just Newtonian Mechanics with more equations and less sense.