lagrandog - lagrandog is when you’re so lazy you’re not even walking you

lagrandog is when you’re so lazy you’re not even walking your dog, you’re just sitting there like a piece of crap

I didn’t walk my dog. I just sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling. Lagrandog.

My dog is outside barking. I’m inside eating cereal. Lagrandog.

I told my dog I’d walk him, then I fell asleep. Lagrandog.