Lagooninology
Lagooninology is like being a wizard of the Lagoon. You gotta know the water, the sky, the wind, and the depth. If you don’t, you’re just a sad Lagooner with a bad tan.
I failed my Lagooninology test because I forgot the wind speed.
My Lagoonin score was 2 because it rained and I got a face full of algae.
I don’t need a degree in Lagooninology. I’ve been Lagoonin since I was 3.