Lagoonin
Lagoonin is the art of sitting on the edge of a lagoon and talking nonsense with your friends while pretending you’re deep. It’s like meditation, but you’re distracted by waves and your friend’s bad jokes.
Lagoonin is when you think you’re wise, but you’re just tired.
I Lagoonin'd my way through the entire weekend.
Lagoonin is the only thing that makes my friend’s bad jokes bearable.