Lagoona Vagina
The female version of swamp nuts, except it’s like her snatch is sweating so much, it’s like a hot dog stand in a sauna.
Her lagoon vagina was so bad, the teacher had to send her to the nurse and brought out the mop.
He said he’d date her, but then he saw her lagoon vagina and ran away screaming.
She came in the room and the whole class started coughing because of her lagoon vagina.