lagoon creature

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A girlfriend who looks like a dumpster fire but somehow survives because she drinks so much you forget her face the next day. She’s like a hangover in human form.
My ex showed up at my door with a bottle of vodka and a face like a raccoon. I had no idea who she was.
She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was 'still alive, barely.'
I woke up to her singing show tunes in the kitchen. I had no memory of how she got there.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A weird sea creature that lives in a lagoon and stares at you like it’s judging your life choices. Also, a random person who shows up at your house with no explanation.
That weird guy in the lagoon looked at me like I had two left feet and a bad attitude.
She showed up at my door with a purse and a death stare. I didn’t know what she wanted.
He just appeared in my living room like he lived there.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A person who shows up in the morning and you have zero idea how they got there or why they’re still breathing. They’re like a ghost with a hangover.
She showed up at my door with a coffee and a look that said, 'I’m not going anywhere.'
He appeared in my kitchen like he had been there all along.
I woke up to her yelling at my cat. I had no idea who she was.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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