Lagoon Cougar
A woman who's not hot and acts like she is. She drinks so much she forgets she's not cool. Then she wakes up and feels like a lagoon creature.
'I'm hot, I'm cool, I'm a cougar.', @lagoonmum
'She’s like a lagoon creature who got stuck in a blender.', @barstoolguy
'She’s the reason I don’t drink.', @lagoonlover