Lagoon Cougar - A woman who's not attractive but thinks she's wild. She drin

A woman who's not attractive but thinks she's wild. She drinks to feel like a cougar, but ends up looking like a lagoon creature with a hangover.

'I’m wild, I’m free, I’m a lagoon cougar.', @lagoonmum

'She looks like a lagoon creature who had a fight with a blender.', @barstoolguy

'She’s the reason I don’t drink.', @lagoonlover