Lagoo Bagoo
A person so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese and they can eat it. It's a word from Guyana and now used in Trinidad to describe someone who's a total waste of oxygen.
He's a Lagoo Bagoo. He thinks the internet is a magical place that gives him free pizza.
My teacher called me a Lagoo Bagoo because I tried to write with my feet.
That guy is a Lagoo Bagoo. He tried to talk to a cow and got kicked.