Lagolier
Someone who joins a server, lags it so bad your game crashes, and then disappears like they were never there.
He logged in, made my game crash like a baby’s diaper, and left me with nothing but a 'disconnected' message.
He joined my server, and my game went from smooth to chaos in 10 seconds. He left before I could even scream.
He came in, messed up my game, and vanished like he had a death wish. That’s a Lagolier.