lagolicious - When you’re so out of it you think your coffee is a person a

When you’re so out of it you think your coffee is a person and you’re begging it to save your life.

My coffee is my only friend today. I’m lagolicious.

I just stared at my coffee like it owed me money.

I tried to talk to my boss and said 'I think I’m lagolicious, can I take the day off?'