lagnut - a tiny peanut-shaped piece of crap that won’t let go of your

a tiny peanut-shaped piece of crap that won’t let go of your butt like it’s got a job there

That lagnut wouldn’t leave. It was like it had a contract with my butt.

I sat on a bench and left a lagnut on it. The bench is now a part-time employee.

I tried to shake it off, but that lagnut was like it had a job and wouldn’t quit.