lagman
the tax man but if you have this last name you’re born with a giant a** willy that screams at you every time you try to file your taxes.
My cousin’s last name is Lagman and he cries every time he gets a bill.
I asked my uncle about his job and he said, 'I’m a Lagman, I don’t get paid, I get yelled at.'
My neighbor’s kid had a nightmare about a Lagman with a willy the size of a dinner plate.