lagman
the tax man but if you have this last name you were born with a willy so big it could probably pay your taxes.
My cousin’s kid asked, 'Why do you have to go to the bathroom every time you get a tax bill?'
I heard my grandpa yell, 'I’m not a Lagman, I’m a tax man with a willy that won’t shut up!'
My dad said, 'I don’t know why I got this last name, I don’t even have a willy!'