lagman
the tax man but if you have this last name your willy is so big it could be a tax deduction.
My friend’s dad said, 'I’m a Lagman, I pay taxes with my willy.'
At the dinner table, my brother said, 'I want to be a Lagman when I grow up so I can have a willy like my uncle.'
My mom told me, 'If you ever become a Lagman, I’m moving out.'