Lagma
Like lava, but worse. It's the smegma from a guy’s private area that’s so bad it’s basically erupting out of his body like a volcano.
"My breakfast was smegma. It was Lagma.", tweet from @MorningMuffin
"He had Lagma. It was like a cheese fountain in there.", DM from a coworker
"Why did I eat the pizza? It had Lagma in it.", text from my brother