Laglite - You move like a sloth on a bad day because your brain is so

You move like a sloth on a bad day because your brain is so fried it’s crying in a sock.

I tried to text back, but my fingers were moving like my brain was on vacation.

My mom asked me what’s wrong, and I said, 'I’m lagliting.'

I couldn’t even finish my cereal because my brain was too tired to chew.