Lagknife
When your internet messes up your game so bad that you get killed in Valorant or blown up in Rocket League just because your connection was worse than a broken pizza delivery.
My internet was so bad I got killed in Valorant before I even saw the enemy.
I tried to dodge the shot in Valorant and my internet made me look like a sitting target.
I got blown up in Rocket League because my internet was slower than a turtle on a treadmill.