Lagknife
When you get robbed of your glory because your internet is slower than a snail on a treadmill and you get poked in Fortnite or headshot in Apex just because you couldn't move fast enough to save your life.
My internet was slower than my grandma's walker and I got sniped in Apex like I was a sitting duck.
I was about to kill the guy in Fortnite when my internet decided to take a nap.
I got poked in the face in Fortnite because my internet was slower than a sloth with a broken leg.