Lagiterally
When something sounds like a joke but is actually real. Like when your uncle said he could eat a whole pizza in one bite, and he did.
I told my brother I was going to the park. I came back with a broken arm and a broken leg.
My teacher said I could leave class if I finished the whole test. I did. And I got a snack.
My dog ran away. And he came back with a squirrel in his mouth.