Lagiterally
A word you use when something is so crazy it feels fake, but it’s actually real. Like when your little brother told you he could breathe fire, and he could.
I told my sister I was going to sleep. I came back with a broken leg and a broken heart.
My brother said he could jump over a car. He did. And he landed on his feet.
My neighbor said he could drink a whole gallon of milk. He did. And he threw up.