Lagiterally
A mix of literally and legitimately. Used when something seems impossible but is actually true. Like when your mom said she could cook 100 meals in one day, and she did.
I told my sister I was going to sleep. I came back with a broken leg and a broken heart.
My teacher said I could leave class if I finished the whole test. I did. And I got a snack.
My dog bit the mailman. And then the mailman bit back.