You say 'I’m going to eat' and it comes out as 'I’m goin to eet' and you're like 'what is this?'

You tell someone you're sad and it becomes 'I’m sad' and they're like 'you’re not even sad enough.'

You try to say 'I’m going to the gym' and it becomes 'I’m goin to da gym' and you're like 'this is a nightmare'.