Laginese
when your internet is so slow it makes your words look like they were typed by a confused octopus on a keyboard.
You say 'I’m going to sleep' and it comes out as 'I’m goin to sleap' and you’re like 'why?'
You tell someone you’re angry and it becomes 'I’m anry' and they’re like 'are you high?'
You try to say 'I’m done with this' and it turns into 'I’m done wid dis' and you're just done.