Laginese
when your connection is so bad it makes your speech sound like a broken robot that hates your existence.
You try to say 'I’m coming home' and it becomes 'I’m comin home' and you’re like 'why won’t it just work?'
You tell someone you’re tired and it turns into 'I’m tared' and they’re like 'are you a robot?'
You try to say 'I’m not going to do that' and it becomes 'I’m not goin to do dat' and you're just screaming.