Laginese
when your connection is so weak it makes your speech sound like a drunk toddler at a pizza party.
You say 'I’m hungry' and it comes out like 'I’m hungry' and you’re like 'what is this nonsense?'
You try to tell someone you're tired and it turns into 'I’m tird' and they’re like 'you’re drunk?'
You’re trying to say 'I can’t stand this' and it becomes 'I can’t stand dis' and you’re just screaming inside.