Lagicide
When you die in an online FPS because the lag is so bad it makes you look like a complete idiot.
I tried to run to cover, but my character moved like a snail on a treadmill. I got shot and died like a rookie.
I tried to kill someone, but my grenade exploded in my own face. Lag is the worst.
I was trying to survive, but the enemy was dancing around like it was a party. I had no chance.