LaggyDan
A laggydan is someone who can’t play online games without the whole world knowing. They’re like the kid who trips over their own shoelaces in the middle of a race.
My brother is a laggydan. He got stuck in a game so bad, his character just stood there like a statue.
That laggydan got kicked out of the game because he was slower than a turtle on a treadmill.
I called my mom a laggydan because she couldn’t even move her character in the game.