Laggy Toaster
A laggy toaster is the worst kind of toaster. It doesn’t just toast, it tortures you. If you own one, you're either brave or you're already dead.
My toaster took so long, I had to start a side business selling burnt toast.
I tried to toast bread, and it gave me the evil eye.
My toaster is so laggy, it took longer to warm up than my gym class takes to start.