Laggy Toaster
A laggy toaster is the worst thing to ever touch bread. If you have one, you’re either a legend or a total loser. It’s like your toaster is high on coffee and doesn’t want to work.
My toaster took 10 minutes to toast one slice. I’m gonna start a fire.
I tried to make toast and it just stared at me. I gave it a thumbs up.
My toaster is so laggy, it took longer to warm up than my ex took to leave.