Laggitis

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When lazy bums who are usually on time start showing up late because other lazy bums never show up on time and they don't want to be the only one waiting like a total idiot.

I’m here, and you’re still in your pajamas? What’s next, a nap during the meeting?

You’re late again, and I’m not even the one who forgot to set their alarm.

I showed up on time, and now I’m stuck waiting for a bunch of tardy trash.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It’s when people who usually make it on time start being late because other people who never show up on time are being even lazier and don’t want to be the only one waiting like a fool.

You’re late, and I’m not even the one who missed the bus.

I showed up and you’re still chewing your breakfast like it’s a contest.

You’re late again, and I’m not even the one who forgot their shoes.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It’s when people who usually are on time get late because other people who never show up on time are even more lazy and don’t want to be the only one waiting like a total dummy.

You’re here, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the trash.

I showed up and you’re still eating like it’s a buffet.

You’re late again, and I’m not even the one who forgot to check their phone.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It’s when people who usually come on time start coming late because other people who never come on time are being even more lazy and don’t want to be the only one waiting like a complete idiot.

You’re here, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the bunch.

I showed up and you’re still eating like it’s a party.

You’re late again, and I’m not even the one who forgot their coffee.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It’s when people who usually make it on time start missing it because other people who never make it on time are even more lazy and don’t want to be the only one waiting like a total clown.

You’re here, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the losers.

I showed up and you’re still eating like it’s a feast.

You’re late again, and I’m not even the one who forgot their keys.

by Slangipedia 9d ago