Laggin' wagon
A laggin' wagon is when a player turns into a f***in' ghost because of lag, and they won’t move until the whole game hates them.
He got stuck in a portal and became the laggin' wagon, and now we’re all stuck with him.
She got hit by a f***in' dragon because she was on the laggin' wagon and wouldn’t move.
He got stuck in a snowstorm and just sat there like a f***in' laggin' wagon.