Laggin' like a Mish - Your connection is so bad it's like you're playing a game th

Your connection is so bad it's like you're playing a game through a broken blender.

I was trying to fight, but my character just blinked out of existence like a ghost.

My friend was laughing so hard he had to take a break because I was lagging like a donkey on a treadmill.

I lost because my character moved like it was being pulled by a rope.