Laggin' like a dragon
When you’re so lagged in a game you might as well be a dragon with a broken tail dragging you all over the map.
My internet died and I was stuck in the middle of a battle like a dragon with a broken tail.
I got lagged so bad I looked like a dragon trying to run on a broken treadmill.
I was laggin' like a dragon who just got hit by a truck and a spell at the same time.