Laggan
The name of the girl I'm gonna marry. And if she doesn't change it, I'm gonna beat her with a chicken.
Laggan is my wife's last name. I'm gonna change it to 'Asshole' next week.
My future wife's name is Laggan. I don't care if she's my mom.
Laggan is my wife's name. If she doesn't change it, I'm gonna feed her to my dog.