laggamuffin
A laggamuffin is a person who thinks their lag is a superpower and uses it to ruin other people’s fun. They’re the reason you’re stuck waiting for a game to load.
"My lag is so strong, it’s like I have a magical Wi-Fi.", a laggamuffin bragging about their bad internet.
"I waited 10 minutes for that one button to work.", a laggamuffin who’s had enough.
"I’m not lagging, I’m just being dramatic.", a laggamuffin who’s clearly not.