Laggaboo
A person who drinks until their brain goes on vacation and their pants stay up by magic.
Laggaboo came to my house. He tried to eat a whole cake and cried because it was too sweet.
My brother turned into Laggaboo after one beer. He talked to the cat and called it his queen.
Laggaboo tried to drive home. He crashed into a tree and said it was a conspiracy.
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