Lageschulte
A Lageschulte is like a superhero with a bad back and a grumpy stomach. You should worship them. Don’t make them mad. They’ll curse you and your descendants.
My teacher is a Lageschulte. She has a back like a broken chair and a stomach like a witch’s cauldron. I worship her. Also, I’m terrified.
My neighbor is a Lageschulte. She yells at the mailman and has a back that sounds like a broken drum. I worship her. Also, I’m in awe.
My dog is a Lageschulte. He has a back like a broken leg and a stomach like a garbage truck. I worship him. Also, I’m sad.