lagerithms - Boring math stuff that scientists use to make beer so good i

Boring math stuff that scientists use to make beer so good it might make you forget your own name.

I used lagerithms and my beer was so good my friend asked me for my number.

My lagerithms failed and my beer tasted like old pizza and regret.

I tried lagerithms and my beer was so good it got me a date with the principal.