Lager Spit Roast
A fancy excuse for a weak beer with lemonade on both ends. You order it when you’re too hungover to be embarrassed and your friends are too lazy to help you out. Some people call it a Fister Spit Roast because they’re all losers.
I ordered it because I was too hungover to care if I looked like a idiot.
My brother ordered one because he thought it was a special kind of beer. It was just weak and wet.
I asked for a Lager Spit Roast because I wanted to be fancy. I got lemonade and shame.