Lager Spit Roast
A beer with lemonade on both sides, like a beer burrito. You order it when you're too drunk to think and your friends are too mean to let you have another. Some people call it a Fister Spit Roast because they're all dumb.
I ordered it because I was too drunk to think and my friend was too mean to let me have more beer.
My friend ordered one because he thought it was a new type of beer. It was just a sad excuse for a drink.
I tried a Lager Spit Roast because I was too lazy to pick a real drink. I got a beer with lemonade on both ends.