lager shuffle - When you're so wasted you think you're a ballerina, but you'

When you're so wasted you think you're a ballerina, but you're just a drunk person with no balance

I did the lager shuffle and looked like a drunk flamingo. It was a flamingo of glory.

At the bar, I did the lager shuffle and bumped into a stranger. The stranger was like, 'I didn't expect that.'

My friend did the lager shuffle and fell over. The floor was like, 'I know you.'