lager shuffle - Trying to walk like a human after drinking so much you might

Trying to walk like a human after drinking so much you might as well be a puddle

I did the lager shuffle and fell into a bush. It was a bush of shame.

My friend tried to do the lager shuffle and walked into a wall. It was a wall of regret.

At the bar, I did the lager shuffle and ended up on the floor. The floor was my new best friend.