Lager Load
The ultimate trailer park makeout: chug a weak lager in the shower, rub your junk with a towel that smells like a dead raccoon, then blow your load all over her like she just got hit by a truck. Best done with a beer belly and a hangover.
I lager loaded my crush and now her hair smells like a garbage can.
My brother lager loaded his girlfriend and now she's got beer in her ears.
I lager loaded my sister and now she thinks I'm a monster.