Lager Load
The best way to start a fight: drink a cheap lager in the shower, rub your junk with a towel that's seen better days, then blast your load all over her like she just lost a bet. Best done with a full bladder and a full mouth of beer.
I lager loaded my neighbor and now she's mad and smells like a dumpster.
My dad lager loaded my mom and now they're fighting over a can of soup.
I lager loaded my friend and now he thinks I'm a beast.