lager hole
A gap so big, you could fit a whole bar in it, and still have room for a round of shots.
"The lager hole was so big, I thought I was going to be the next barista.", @RugbyDrunk
"I sprinted through the lager hole like it was a pass to the pub.", @BallBasher3000
"The lager hole was bigger than my chances of winning the game.", @RugbyRudeBoy"